If I’d ask you “Can you name every player in, let’s say,
percentage range of 0.5, Phoenix Suns? or even Boston Celtics?”
Your minds boggled like a minute and rumbled a few names
until you stumbled upon 2nd unit or last bench player. You’d say “I
know that guy with a headband and always does this and that.”
For Knicks? You won’t have such a problem naming until you’d
reach the Knicks locker room. That’s how far the Knicks fan’s fanaticism goes. Every
game when Knicks leads the opponent by +20 points, you’d hear chanting from the
stadium every player name sitting on the bench. So don’t you wonder there’s
still one person left to be named after all? I think you do. It’s Mike Woodson!
You might be wondering when it’s an appropriate time to chant “We want Woodson
on the floor!”? I couldn’t think of any time better than when Knicks having
quarters break, an array of cheerleaders marching to the floor, dancing left
and right, shaking their hips like so much crowded in the subway. Woodson then
come to the floor and made a move with his shining head, I can see the two
commentators’ conversation going:
Mike Breen: “
Clyde, even the his players can’t believe what he’s doing.”
Clyde Frazier:
“Yes, Woodson providing evidence. Watch this, move to the left, move to the
right, Woodson, shining and balding” (usual
Fraziasm usage of words)
Typically there are two commentators for every NBA game. The
function of one commentator is to talk about the live event on the floor, every
move, pass, shot instantly. The other one is kind of like functioning as an
analyst to describe the player’s motive or at least the performance of each
player and overall game in general. In this scenario, Mike Breen is the former
and Clyde Frazier is the latter. You’ll be familiar with Frazier’s commentaries
like
winning and grinning
swishing and dishing
pounding and astounding
swooping and hooping
slicing and dicing
It’s like rhyming with every possible ball movement and
players tactics. The last punchline to my face was after I heard Frazier saying
Shumpert’s “Kleptomaniac activity” made the opponent’s team seem weak. I
mean…..I’m flabbergasted with the word choice and no where in this world can I
lay my claim on benefit of having studied GRE*.
GRE* = Graduate Record Examination which is required for
graduate students in their MSc or PhD application, especially in the US.
If I ask you what is the most significant feature you’d
recognize when you see Shumpert on the floor? nope, that’s not it. It’s not his
shining thick lip or his stealing maneuver. The first thing you would notice is
his shoe color. It’s ORANGE!. Similarly, Jeremy Lin occasional blue shoe as
well. I recall one commentator, don’t remember his name, apparently describing
he wouldn’t dare to wear those strange color basketball shoes if possible. You
know what he’s referring to. So it came up to my fancy thinking that how would
it look like if Amare Stoudemire is supposed to wear Hello Kitty shoe? Just
imagine. Every power forward player tends to show their masculinity and power
by ferociously dunking the ball if opportunity arises, and then clenching their
teeth, flexing their muscles, fisting tightly and then yelling “arrrrggggghh…” in front of supposedly
media-frenzied cameramen crowded near the basket. Just imagine when Stoudemire
showing his masculinity with Hello Kitty shoes. There’s gonna be wild – wildest
dream of every possible fan. I can see Mike Breen and Frazier saying
Mike Breen:
“Cylde, what a beautiful dunk by Amare.”
Clyde Frazier:
“Yea, Mike, it’s Amare Stoudemire. He’s been catalytic lately. Watch this. He’s
just standing there. Once he’s got the ball, time to shine on. Pounding and
astounding with ….ugh…hello kitty?”
Anyway that’s my fancy thinking of Knicks lately and
features of the Knicks players and the game. I’m sad to hear that Amare having
bulging disc problem and Carmelo groin injury being on the notice, while Jared
Jeffries having knee injury and Jeremy Lin on potential knee injury, all I can
hope is things will get better soon.
In Steiner interview, Shumpert did say he "has a problem" with shoes; used to buy three pairs of latest style: one to play in, one for when he wanted to look good, and a still have "minty" pair.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I heard him saying he has like 100 pairs and enjoy shopping in NYC.
ReplyDeleteI didn't quote him correctly: he said the second pair was for when he wanted a cleaner pair and the "minty" pair was for when he wanted to look good.
DeleteI liked Novak's story about Jeremy and Landry "screaming like little girls" on the plane, told in retaliation for Jeremy's claim Novak likes to plank on the plane.
Really enjoyable interview: personalities came through.
Yes, Steiner interview was great. It really brought up their personalities and nice to see them in suit, refreshing. Always see them in Knicks jersey.
DeleteApparently the Knicks have the best wing defender in the league, tickets are always available,the best anchor in the league, the best scorer in the league.. I'm proud that i'm a huge knick fan !
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